butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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