Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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