K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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