Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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