This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My cat gives me a boner
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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