omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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