I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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