A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
The feeling are messing with the penis
Im part way to drunk.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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