i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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