I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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