Tell her she can't have a vagina
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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