so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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