There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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