i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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