But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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