just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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