sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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