I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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