"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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