20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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