Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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