just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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