So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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