Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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