When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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