Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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