I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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