found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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