your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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