I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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