Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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