I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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