just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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