Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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