so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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