I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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