Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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