Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just blew my weed a kiss
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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