Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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