Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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