Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Drunk is not a location!
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
