He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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