Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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