She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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