Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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