fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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