Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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