If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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