Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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