Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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